workaholics:

1. Adam, how many chicks have you done it with?
2. What is your plan for me, Adam?
3. How’d you get such great triceps?
4. How’d you get such great delts?
5. Your face is an awesome face (not a question, I know, but he’ll probably bring it up)
6. How do the three shells work in Demolition Man? I know you didn’t make the movie, but I’m stumped and clearly you’re a problem solver.
7. How’d you get such great quads?
8. What’s the fastest route to work?  I bet your way is faster than Ders’ way.
9. Can you teach me how to dougie?
10. Why “Jagger’s” moves?
11. Where’s the best place to get pizza in Rancho Cucamonga?
12. What’s Alice’s deal?
13. Can I party with you when you come to Heaven?
14. When do you want to die?  Check this box for “Never”.

whatshouldwecallme:

At the beginning of the night:

By the end of the night:

You’re either a liar or a recovered alcoholic if this isn’t true for you. 

damnthatswhack:

Scumbag Booze

[SadandUseless]

Well that makes a lot of sense.

(via saxxyandiknowit)

corgiaddict:

Our Chloe baby at 11 weeks!

Submitted by K&V

I challenge you to find a more consistently adorable dog breed.

museumofusefulthings:

A graphic depicting the 20th Century in color according to Crayola crayons, by Adrian Walsh. Saw this here. See more here. 

doctorwho:

Where my knowledge of British culture comes from

topgear:

British Television: The Next Best Thing to Being There, I Assume

corgiaddict:

London just turned 2 months! I love her expression in this picture! “Mommy made me wear this harness.” -London 

Submitted by Michelle Lee

This is a dog in a sweatshirt. I need it.

doctorwho:

Inspector Spacetime

(Source: hoursago)

gracehelbig:

got me good

GET IT?!

(Source: mamrie)

beauvoire:

Game of Thrones — Minimalist House Posters

(via fuckyeahgameofthrones)